Who's to say mine is wrong and yours is right? What makes you the one in the golden skyscraper and me down on the streets? You are not all high and mighty on your little pedestal, watching down on us like you're the prodigal son.
Why would I lie about this? Barrel has been Photoshopping me into places, things, and events that I had no part in in the first place! I am just a humble frog who is a nice guy. Barrel is the one out to get us with his antics and fake news.
Your honor, this is preposterous. I have an airtight alibi, I was at school that day and school has started in Florida from 7:20 am - 2/20 pm. I could not have made it there and back in a timely manner!
This is taken way out of proportion. I did not commit treason against my country. Even though this country is not my favorite, I am not a violent offender.