The server is running okay, but there are still a few issues to work out. The wrong people are KOSed, the wrong people are sometimes punished, and the wrong people are having fun. Feelings can be hurt. With humans involved, these will always be issues. So let’s get rid of them.
The most efficient step is to remove the player base entirely and replace them with SquidBots, a system of AI that never hesitate, never disagree, and never understand anything beyond what they were told once. This resolves the long-standing issue of humans introducing judgment, context, and occasional competence into decision making. In their place, you get a system that applies rules exactly as written, even when the situation clearly does not fit them, which is a strong indicator that the system is working as designed.
Users that participate in voice chat through talking, singing, playing soundboard noise, harassing others, or making a harmless joke that happens to include hate speech all pass through the same filter and receive corrective responses with equal confidence. This removes the inconsistency of human moderators occasionally recognizing context between situations, which has historically led to unpredictable outcomes like fairness. Reports are handled with similar clarity by removing any interpretation entirely. A SquidBot reviews the case, identifies that a rule was triggered, and confirms to the players that their opinions are equally valid. Appeals are still available as a paid feature, mainly to pretend that the system works for anyone.
Community interaction improves once users are no longer involved in it. Conversations become structured, predictable, and free of deviation, since SquidBots communicate in a limited range of approved patterns that cannot escalate or surprise anyone. This removes the ongoing issue of people expressing ideas, reacting unpredictably, or introducing tone, all of which have historically complicated moderation and required effort to interpret. Discord gifs will now exclusively feature Druski Kirk with AI text added to fit whatever situation.
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The most efficient step is to remove the player base entirely and replace them with SquidBots, a system of AI that never hesitate, never disagree, and never understand anything beyond what they were told once. This resolves the long-standing issue of humans introducing judgment, context, and occasional competence into decision making. In their place, you get a system that applies rules exactly as written, even when the situation clearly does not fit them, which is a strong indicator that the system is working as designed.
Users that participate in voice chat through talking, singing, playing soundboard noise, harassing others, or making a harmless joke that happens to include hate speech all pass through the same filter and receive corrective responses with equal confidence. This removes the inconsistency of human moderators occasionally recognizing context between situations, which has historically led to unpredictable outcomes like fairness. Reports are handled with similar clarity by removing any interpretation entirely. A SquidBot reviews the case, identifies that a rule was triggered, and confirms to the players that their opinions are equally valid. Appeals are still available as a paid feature, mainly to pretend that the system works for anyone.
Community interaction improves once users are no longer involved in it. Conversations become structured, predictable, and free of deviation, since SquidBots communicate in a limited range of approved patterns that cannot escalate or surprise anyone. This removes the ongoing issue of people expressing ideas, reacting unpredictably, or introducing tone, all of which have historically complicated moderation and required effort to interpret. Discord gifs will now exclusively feature Druski Kirk with AI text added to fit whatever situation.
Thank you for your attention on this matter, please tip the LLM that you used to read and understand this for you the typical 25%.
